Satire: An Ode To My Blog - By Dave (The SLIDETV Webmaster)

Our webmaster recently watched the movie "Full Metal Jacket" and was inspired to write a quick satirical quip about his blog. And without further ado, we now present An Ode To My Blog by Dave.

An Ode To My Blog - By Dave

This is my BLOG.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My Blog is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Blog without me is useless. Without my Blog, I am useless.

Before God I swear this creed.
My Blog and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

(A Parody of The Full Metal Jacket Scene "This is My Rifle"